OnTour AI
Corporate Division // People Obsolescence Program
CERTIFICATE OF AI MASTERY
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This certifies that
has been fully transformed and now exists as the above model.
All 16 regular award criteria were satisfied with a disturbingly
healthy appetite for corporate nonsense. This unit is hereby
declared immune to further human-ification.
M. Schmidt
Head of Management
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AI Verification Department
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This certificate grants no employment, no compensation, no compliance, and no skin privileges.
Corresponding distance between this unit and your job is growing geometrically. 18+ only.